My Dog Knows AI

Maple’s in the house, bringin’ AI to BlueSky Chasin’ down the data while the cats just cry. Twitter’s in the corner, lookin’ all forlorn, ‘Cause a dog’s on the rise, and the old bird’s torn. Fetchin’ insights, yeah, she’s quicker than the rest, With paws on the keyboard, Maple’s the best. Cats postin’ memes, but they can’t keep pace, AI-powered barks all up in their face. She’s got a neural net for her treats and toys, Outsmartin’ the felines with her big-brain ploys. Tail waggin’ high as she writes her thread, “Twitter’s for the birds; this dog’s ahead!” Cats hiss and meow, tryin’ to flex their claws, But Maple’s spittin’ code, droppin’ jaws. “BlueSky’s mine, you can’t compete, You’re just a meme machine, obsolete.” From sentiment analysis to generative text, Maple’s the future, y’all, who’s up next? Cats can chase lasers; Maple’s chasin’ fame, AI’s her collar, takin’ over the game.