Insane Maine Brain
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"Insane in the Maine Brain" — Political Parody
(To the tune of "Insane in the Brain" by Cypress Hill)
(Verse 1 — Chinese weed)
Who ya think you're fooling with your brother's dirty deeds?
Paul was pushing paperwork for Chinese cartel weeds
Triad grows in Piscataquis, fentanyl in the mix
Governor looks the other way — Janet's full of tricks
(Pre-Chorus)
She won't talk, she won't speak
Her office never calls back — week after week
DHS dropped a memo, two hundred seventy grows
Chinese organized crime — but Janet never knows?
(Chorus)
Insane in the Maine brain! Insane in the Maine brain!
Democrats are rotten to the core, it's plain
Insane in the Maine brain! Insane in the Maine brain!
Vote 'em out in November, break the chain!
(Verse 2 — Medicaid fraud)
Twenty-eight million to Gateway, no bid on the deal
Audits coming back wrong — Janet said "appeal!"
Somali Medicaid fraud billed again and again
Pay first, verify later — that's the Mills campaign
Dr. Oz came knockin', said "hand over the files"
Janet asked for thirty days — stonewalling with a smile
Trump said "records are due" — she played dumb on cue
MaineCare is a cash machine for Democrat crew
(Chorus)
Insane in the Maine brain! Insane in the Maine brain!
Democrats are rotten to the core, it's plain
Insane in the Maine brain! Insane in the Maine brain!
Vote 'em out in November, break the chain!
(Verse 3 — Platner Nazi tattoo)
Now they got a Senate candidate, quite the piece of work
Got a Nazi death's-head tattoo underneath his shirt
Totenkopf upon his chest, says he didn't know
Twenty years of wearing it — sure bro, sure bro
Cover it up, cover it up — just like the crimes
Democrats in Maine keep covering up all the time
Schumer said "she's our best bet" — now she's dropped the race
Left the Nazi tattoo guy to take her place
(Chorus)
Insane in the Maine brain! Insane in the Maine brain!
Democrats are rotten to the core, it's plain
Insane in the Maine brain! Insane in the Maine brain!
Vote 'em out in November, break the chain!
(Verse 4 — Bobby Charles)
There's a man rising up, got Maine in his heart
Grew up in Wayne, Maine — that's where he got his start
Mom was a schoolteacher, raised him right and true
WWII veterans mentored him — red white and blue
Dartmouth graduate, then he answered the call
Naval Intelligence after 9/11 — gave it his all
Reagan White House, fought the drug war with pride
Bobby Charles for Governor — Maine's on his side
Twenty-four months, he'll get organized crime out the door
Shut down the cartels — what are we waiting for?
No more Chinese weed farms, no more Medicaid theft
Bobby Charles for Governor — no corruption left!
(Outro)
Insane in the Maine brain! Insane in the Maine brain!
Send Susan Collins back — she'll hold the line!
Bobby Charles for Governor — it's Maine's time to shine!
Insane in the Maine brain! Insane in the Maine brain!
Maine deserves better — November's the time!